i talk to cats.

January 22nd, 2022

yodel they/he hoo or whatever the fuck

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August 11th, 2021

winchestersingerautorepair:
brothersskeleton:
trickstertime:
aflo:
*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
This is Margaret when she opens that email
there’s a lot happening right here
i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

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nest:

this is the best most pastoral and engaging pic ever i just want to be their friend

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August 9th, 2021

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:
balalaikaboss:
ejacutastic:
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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August 6th, 2021

qv:

lostwoodz:
lostwoodz:
This was not a reblog for a reason.

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July 10th, 2021

normal-horoscopes:

angelsnuffbox:
normal-horoscopes:
Statue of a saint damaged by the sea air, Parish of St. Hilda, Hartlepool England
If they carved this saint out of limestone then it’s really dumb to leave it out to be weathered by SEA AIR lmao it’s deffos gonna dissolve and form these alveoli-like holes
Rookie move by these 6th century monks

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shittymoviedetails:

The Purge (2021)

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June 24th, 2021

tamamita:

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June 23rd, 2021

exciting:

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”

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June 12th, 2021

cemeterything:

cemeterything:
cemeterything:
cemeterything:
cemeterything:
if i could turn into an eel. well that’d be ideal.
haha ideel. idEEL.,
im mentally ill
……………mentally eel……..